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Updated Hourly!!! (when needed) - main tained by Volunteer Web Master BONI JERGEN

Note: This Site is UnOfficial, and not Endorsed by Neil Hamurger, un fortunately. .

 

 New Neil Hamburger Live Album Out Now

Recorded in Nashville with Legendary Porudcer


Well the Good news is that Finally Neil has a new Album in the stores. 

This one is called "Live At Third Man" and the title refers to where it was recorded, which was Third Man Records, which is in Nashville, Tenneesee.

 I have not heard this album Yet. But it was produced by Jack White who won a Grammy recenly. For the record who he made for Loretta Lynn, who is one of my favorites. 

We will be selling this record in a few days on this Web site, may be sooner. If any one knows if it's Great, please tell us. 

In the mean time, there was another record by Neil Hamurger that came out called "Alive With Pleasure" but it was a bootleg, that Neil had nothing to do with.  

  

Neil Hamburger To Perform On Cruise Ship

BIG STORY: Neil Hamburger, is a Great comedian, who would Light up any room, that he walked into, with his Jokes, of Hate.

Now, the room that he walks into, would be on a Ship, that is going from Miammi Florida, to Nassau Bahamas, on Febuary 10, 2012. Yes it is the Carnival Imargination famous cruise ship and this time it won't be Davey Jones of the Monkees who is the enter tainment, or some no-name, it will be none other than America's Funny Man Neil Hamburger, who will be performing on the ship, to enter tain every one. 

If you saw Titanic you know how scary it could be to be on a Cruise that is sinking, it would be important to have some one that could Lighten the mood, if that ever happened, which Neil woud do, with his Jokes, but the Ship will NOT be sinking, because computers run the SHips now, not like when The Titanic was made.

Anyway here's the Promotional video for this Cruise which is called THE BRUISE CRUISE, in this video you would see Monkeys, and Neil, interacting, on an Island.

 

Neil Hamburger Looks Back At 2011

 I did not talk to Neil Hamburger in 2011. CryCryCry

But if I did, he would propaply tell me Thanks for all the Hard work of keeping this Web site going, and raising two Dogs at the same time.

Neil had a busy year in 2011 with sold out shows around the World such as 28 shows in the United King Dom and a sucesfful run in Cananda and also around the U.S. A. too, but was too busy to answer my Phone calls I guess. Too bad because I have worked so Hard to make this site win Awards, which it has won 4 Awards now, with more to come! Bananas had gotten Sick in 2011 and is O.K. now, also we (Bananas, Marlon, and Boni) moved to another apart ment in Mesa, I am tired of Land lords who Hate Dogs, but we have had a few of those this Year, and had to move. It's too bad be cause the last place was convenint to the Laundro Mat I have been working in for 9 years, and also with in walking distance of the Dominos pizza where we would some times find old Cheese in the trash to feed the Dogs, and 99 Cents Only is near by too which is a good place to find Eggs , Canned foods, and clothe , pet toys, all very cheap. 

Here's hoping Neil has a Great 2012. I will try to talk to him in Tuscon at the shows coming up Dec 9 and 10 and get more Updates for all of you. 

DONATIONS NEEDED! HELP SAVE THIS WEB SITE!!!

Money, or Dog food, these two Dogs (Bananas and Marlon) expecialy like SWANSON CHICKEN POT PIES, or T.V Dinners, or old Tacos, Waffles, they like Italian food, bread sticks, Ice cream, spageti with tomatoes sauce, any thing would Do, if you Work in a resaurant, PLEASE Save any throw-away or Spoiled, ruined Food, for my Dogs. Thank You!!!  Also if you work for U.P.S. or Fedaral Express, we need a Way to ship all this Food from the Resaurants, to my Dogs, if you can give us a Code Number for free shipping.  

 

NEIL HAMBURGER ON TWITTER  :

I don't know Why you would prefer the Official Neil Hamburger Twitter to this Un Official Site (Made with Love), but if you did, for some reason, here is Neil on Twitter, where he Talks , directly , to the Fans: NEIL HAMBURGER ON TWITTER 



HERE IS THE NUMBER OF ENTHUSIASTIC FANS THAT HAVE VISITED THIS OFFICIAL NEIL HAMBURGER SITE:496849


Above: Bananas is a Happy Dog who lives with Webmaster Boni Jergen, Who Runs This Award-Winning Web Site

BELOW:
Comedian Neil Hamburger


"I *LOVE* MY DOGS" - Boni Jergen, Web Master of this Site

 

WANTED: I need a Law student, or out-of-work ATTORNY that could work for FREE or for Trade (I have over 30 V.H.S. tapes of Neil Hamburger shows from 2000-2006 I could trade you), to Help SUE (LAW SUIT) my Land Lord that had turned my Dogs into the Arizona Animal welfare agency for Abuse, ILLEGALLY because these Dogs are NOT ABUSED, I'm sorry but these Dogs are LOVED more than any Dog you would ever meet, it is NOT a crime for a Dog to chew a door knob, that is how they keep the Teeth healthy, and the Door hinge came off any way, these are  Happy Dogs. Sorry Mr. Gipito, you are going to lose every thing you ever had, when I am finished, suing you for Defamition of Character and harrassment. 

Please Contact Boni Jergen c/o This Website if you can Help. I am also Looking for Old Uneaten Food for these Dogs, not Canned Dog food which is poision, but Good-quality restaurant Food that would get thrown away, they love Olive Garden the best, the manager at the Mesa Olive Garden told me not to return and put a Pad-Lock on their Dumpster, now I will try Scotsdale or Chandler , but my Car is not running, I need a Closer supply of this Type of food, if you are in the Mesa Arizona Area please get in touch, the Dogs also like Taco's, and Waffle House food (Omeletts, Pankake, Waffles, Fried egg.).