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NEIL HAMBURGER - UNOFFICIAL WEB SITE - "FULL OF INFORMATION" FOR NEIL'S FANS AND THE SIMPLY CURIOUS
Updated Hourly!!! (when needed) - main tained by Volunteer Web Master BONI JERGEN Note: This Site is UnOfficial, and not Endorsed by Neil Hamurger, un fortunately. . Summer Forecast For Neil Hamburger: Chance of Laughs! Local Weather Man Seen At Neil Hamburger Show, Talking During The Show and Not Paying Attention Neil Hamburger continues to be the "Man For All Seasons" with a HOT Summer Schecule that includes Shows all around the World. Summer Time is the time of Year where every one cooks Barbeque or else has a picnic, at the Beach, or a Park. (Unless the Park does not allow Dogs, which many of them do Not.) It could also be the Time to catch up on old T.V. shows you may have missed, to Knit a sweater for your Dogs (mine are named Bananas and Marlon), or to check the local upscale (Olive Garden, Ruth Chris's Steak House, On The Border) restuarant chain Trash can to see if some Good food has been thrown away, that would be good to feed your Dogs (Bananas and Marlon love Gourmet food). Neil Hamburger will be doing shows this summer in Reno, Nevada; Sacramento, Califonia; Brookly, New York (with FAITH NO MORE.); Philadphia, Pensylvannia (with Faith No MORE); Portland, oregon; Seattle, orgeon; Vancouver, Canadia; Montrael, Canada; Edinburg, Scotland; London, England; Dublin, Ireland; Los Angeles, Californa; Galway, Ireland; so that's a Lot of places which means EVERYONE can attend! I have been doing this Un Official Neil Hamburger Web site now for almost 10 Years and finally begining to get some Awards and recogniton for my Work. We still have a Long way to go to make this web site Official., I'm sure Neil would want it to be Official but I have no way to contact him any more, since he changed his Number. Mean while, my Dogs, Bananas and Marlon, have also won Awards, these Two Dogs are the Best you could ever hope to meet, and the Landlords that have had us evicted will have the Bad karma get them (One of them already Died recently of a Stroke, 2 years after he evicted us for carpet damage (TRY SHAMPOO!!), he was only 57.) Neil Hamburger, is a Rising Star! Neil Hamburger To Perform at Prestgious Festivals BIG STORY: Neil Hamburger, is a Great comedian, who would Light up any room, that he walked into, with his Jokes, of Hate. Some of the people in Charge, have found this out, because now we receive word that Neil will be performing at two Big comedy Festivals soon. "Just For Laughs", in Montreal, in July, and "Edinburgh Fringe Festival", in Scotland, in August.. These Festivals are Famous because of the Million of Stars that have been on the Stage, and become a Star, from the Star-Dust rubbing off on them. Could this mean that soon Neil Hamburger will be a household name? Sorry, but HE ALREADY IS! Here is a recent T.V. Advertisement starring Neil Hamburger Neil Hamburger Hosts New T.V. Game Show! We have received word that Neil Hamburger hosted the Pilot episode of a New big T.V. Game Show called "The New Big Ball" recently. The show was produced and Directed by Tim and Eric, who are the Hottest T.V. Stars in the T.V. Galaxy right now, with their Great T.V. show "Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job Well any way, back to this Game show, "The New Big Ball", every one who saw it, which is hardly any one, because it has never aired, has said how funny it was, and is. The problem is that if the T.V. Network didn't want it, which they didn't, and now, the show is in Limbo, and nothing may ever happen. I hope that isn't what happens, because the Reports I got about the show, said Neil was hilarious, and maybe a little Mean to the contestant. We can all hope that one day this Show makes it to T.V. Money, or Dog food, these two Dogs (Bananas and Marlon) expecialy like SWANSON CHICKEN POT PIES, or T.V Dinners, or old Tacos, Waffles, they like Italian food, bread sticks, Ice cream, spageti with tomatoes sauce, any thing would Do, if you Work in a resaurant, PLEASE Save any throw-away or Spoiled, ruined Food, for my Dogs. Thank You!!! Also if you work for U.P.S. or Fedaral Express, we need a Way to ship all this Food from the Resaurants, to my Dogs, if you can give us a Code Number for free shipping.
NEIL HAMBURGER ON MY SPACE: I don't know Why you would prefer the Official Neil Hamburger My Space site to this Un Official Site (Made with Love), but if you did, for some reason, here it is: http://www.myspace.com/americasfunnyman
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Above: Neil Hamburger , Top Comedian, and Subject of this Unofficial Web SiteBELOW: "I *LOVE* MY DOGS" - Boni Jergen, Web Master of this Site
WANTED: I need a Law student, or out-of-work ATTORNY that could work for FREE or for Trade (I have over 30 V.H.S. tapes of Neil Hamburger shows from 2000-2006 I could trade you), to Help SUE (LAW SUIT) my Land Lord that had turned my Dogs into the Arizona Animal welfare agency for Abuse, ILLEGALLY because these Dogs are NOT ABUSED, I'm sorry but these Dogs are LOVED more than any Dog you would ever meet, it is NOT a crime for a Dog to chew a door knob, that is how they keep the Teeth healthy, and the Door hinge came off any way, these are Happy Dogs. Sorry Mr. Gipito, you are going to lose every thing you ever had, when I am finished, suing you for Defamition of Character and harrassment. Please Contact Boni Jergen c/o This Website if you can Help. I am also Looking for Old Uneaten Food for these Dogs, not Canned Dog food which is poision, but Good-quality restaurant Food that would get thrown away, they love Olive Garden the best, the manager at the Mesa Olive Garden told me not to return and put a Pad-Lock on their Dumpster, now I will try Scotsdale or Chandler , but my Car is not running, I need a Closer supply of this Type of food, if you are in the Mesa Arizona Area please get in touch, the Dogs also like Taco's, and Waffle House food (Omeletts, Pankake, Waffles, Fried egg.). |
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", which Neil once appeared on, as a salty Cab driver. That scene was a classic, by the way. 
