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NEIL HAMBURGER - UNOFFICIAL WEB SITE - "FULL OF INFORMATION" FOR NEIL'S FANS AND THE SIMPLY CURIOUS
Updated Hourly!!! (when needed) - main tained by Volunteer Web Master BONI JERGEN Note: This Site is UnOfficial, and not Endorsed by Neil Hamurger, un fortunately. . Summer Time is "HOT" For Neil Hamburger Even With Air Conditioning, Which Not Every One Can Afford! Neil Hamburger has been busy, which is Great, because any one knows if you are not busy, you could easily fall very ill. This summer Neil, who was once called "America's Funnyman", and copyrighted the Phrase imediately, to avoid being Sued, by unscroupoulous weirdoes, like the Creepo who owns the domain neilhamburger.com, who is just waiting for some one to offer him money for it, any way, this summer, Neil, just completed a Giant tour, of Texas, which is a big State. Now he is headed to IRELAND to perform at the prestigois Carlsberg Comedy Festival, and then he will be back "Stateside" to come to your town in August and eptember with his Latest Jokes, if your Town is in any of these states: Califonia, Wiscosnin, Iowa, Minesota, North Dakota, South dakota, Nebraska, Arizona, or even Australia, Neil is going to go to Australia, for shows, at the end of Septmeber. And if you can't go to any of this (I personaly Can't; in adition to Running this UNOFFICIAL web site I am also very Busy raising two Dogs, two of the finest Dogs that ever lived, named Bananas and Marlon, but these Dogs take up a lot of time, and need atention, and Eat a lot of food, that's why I have 2 Jobs to try and pay for every thing). If you can't go, how a bout watching Neil on T.V., where he always is, on Fox News "Red Eye"; program, or other T.V. shows he has been on, including "Free Radio", "Tim and Eric Awesome Show", or "Jimmy Kimel Live", or on Tom Green's Internet T.V. show, where Neil just spent a wonderful Hour chatting with Justine Bateman, the Great T.V. Star, and from watching the video clips you could just tell what a Great time that was for every one. Or listen to one of Neil's Records, like America's Funnyman; or Great Moments at DiPresa's Pizza House or even the souvenir CD rarity Hot February Night, all of which have won numerous Awards.
Neil Hamburger Relases New Western Music and Variety DVD BIG STORY: Neil Hamburger, is a Great comedian, who would Light up any room, that he walked into, with his Jokes, of Hate. But did you know he also Sang? Neil would tell you him self "I am no Maria Callas, I am no Phil collins", but still, the Songs are catchy, and Neil is a personality ,that is hard to come by. So last Year there was a Variety show , in Hollywood, Calif., with Neil Hamburger and his Too-Good-For-Neil-Hamburger Band, featuring Prairie Prince (The Tubes), Atom Ellis (The New Cars), and Dave Gleason (The Too-Good-For-Neil-Hamburger Band), and the show had Songs, Jokes, and Variety, and was filmed by some home less Winos that Neil paid money to, and now it has come out on a D.V.D. with lots of BONUS features, such as a short Film about an odd show Neil did at a Cat hotel, in Burbank, Calif., where his audience was Mostly cats. Or an episode of the Cancelled internet series "All Alone With Neil Hamburger" where Neil is wandering a hotel corridor looking for Ice. Or music videos, or T.V. Appearnces, those are ALL on this D.V.D. If you hate Neil, don't buy this. But the rest of the World will buy it, at least those who have even heard of Neil, which may not be very many, unfortuanley, even though Neil played at Madison Square Garden in 2006, which is VERY BIG. But a lot of people there were Drugged or drunked and might not remember the name of the Comedian they saw, open up for Tenacious D, that night. Also, if you didn't want this D.V.D., Neil has other D.V.D.'s, including The World's Funnyman, which was his Regular stand-up show, at that time, which was a couple of years ago, in Sydney, where that D.V.D. was filmed. The point is, that you need to buy some thing.
Neil Hamburger Hosts New T.V. Game Show!
We have received word that Neil Hamburger hosted the Pilot episode of a New big T.V. Game Show called "The New Big Ball" recently. The show was produced and Directed by Tim and Eric, who are the Hottest T.V. Stars in the T.V. Galaxy right now, with their Great T.V. show "Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job Well any way, back to this Game show, "The New Big Ball", every one who saw it, which is hardly any one, because it has never aired, has said how funny it was, and is. The problem is that if the T.V. Network didn't want it, which they didn't, and now, the show is in Limbo, and nothing may ever happen. I hope that isn't what happens, because the Reports I got about the show, said Neil was hilarious, and maybe a little Mean to the contestant. We can all hope that one day this Show makes it to T.V. Money, or Dog food, these two Dogs (Bananas and Marlon) expecialy like SWANSON CHICKEN POT PIES, or T.V Dinners, or old Tacos, Waffles, they like Italian food, bread sticks, Ice cream, spageti with tomatoes sauce, any thing would Do, if you Work in a resaurant, PLEASE Save any throw-away or Spoiled, ruined Food, for my Dogs. Thank You!!! Also if you work for U.P.S. or Fedaral Express, we need a Way to ship all this Food from the Resaurants, to my Dogs, if you can give us a Code Number for free shipping.
NEIL HAMBURGER ON MY SPACE: I don't know Why you would prefer the Official Neil Hamburger My Space site to this Un Official Site (Made with Love), but if you did, for some reason, here it is: http://www.myspace.com/americasfunnyman
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